Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Saturday, February 24, 2018

Pls I need an ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION …....... FROM you PLS.... Let's Assume You Saw A Laptop Of 97K

Pls I need an ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION …....... FROM  you PLS.... Let's Assume You Saw A Laptop Of 97K. You Didn't Have The Cash, So You Borrowed 50K From Ur Mom And 50K From Ur Dad = 100K. You Bought The Laptop Which Left You With 3K Change. You Gave Ur Dad 1K And Ur Mum 1K And Kept The Other 1K To Yourself. Now You Owe Your Mum 49K And Ur Dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + Ur 1K Kept = 99K.Where Is The Missing 1K?I Know You Are Intelligent. solve It And Tell Me The Answer....Share And See Interesting Answers.??

Joke of a snake that swallow jamb 36m check it out and see the funny post



Who says money is not good, look at the snake that swallow jamb 36m is now fresh because  she is using Gucci body cream ooo God 

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Funny joke's of the day@ askloaded3 still on top

I began to  Fear Alcohol On The Day I Saw My neighbour Spend The Whole Night Dancing To The Sound Of My Generator thinking he was in a nightclub saying "this DJ go kill person ooooooooo"

When I turned the generator off, he asked me who sing the track?
I say na Yamaha featuring petrol. 😂😂😂.

Funny joke's of the day@ askloaded3 again

Yesterday my pressing iron stopped working so I went to my neighbour and asked to borrow theirs. They asked me to come and iron in their house. I did.

Today my neighbour came and asked to borrow my broom, so I asked them to come and use it in my house. They became angry. 

Have I done anything wrong?

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Put smile on someone's face.

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Funny joke's of the day askloaded3 on top

Askloaded is back with another jokes ooo

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Two teachers were
arguing in the class
and the students were
watching.
Others teachers were
trooping in one
after the other.
.
ENGLISH TEACHER: What a
pugnacious
and combatant fight
teachers
maneuverating
themselves in the
presence of their pupils.
.
CHEMISTRY TEACHER: Stop
this now or
I`ll balance your equation
with acid and
base.
.
MATHS TEACHER: please
please stop
before I divide and
subtract your names from
our teachers` list.
.
CRK TEACHER: Oh God of
Nazareth,forgiv e them
because they do not know
what they are doing.
.
ECONOMICS TEACHER: What
a human
behavior,I`ll draw a scale
of preference
to know who`s at fault.
.
MUSIC TEACHER: Stop both
of you lack voices to win
an argument,your phonet
is
voiceless, your treble ,and
your auto lack
vocal sound.
.
HISTORY TEACHER: oh my
God of
century 2015 I`ll compare
this fight with that of Iran
and Iraq..
.
BIOLOGY TEACHER: What a
shame
between these two
species of Homo
sapiens.The knot of your
Medula Oblongata is
loosing I must get a
Spanner to stop this
Osmosis.
HAHAHAHAHA "i must
calculate the
weight, velocity and
momentum of each blow".
.
Lol... which teacher made
that last
statement?

Monday, April 10, 2017

👅FUNNY JOKES OF😂 THE DAY 😁 BY ASKLOADED3


Don't laugh alone 😁😂😀😂🙌🙋👅👅👄👅👅

dis x wy I hate abbreviations ###
gal text her bf
gal;Emma I want ur dic for my ass
;hmmmm but I dnt have condom oo the guy quickly replied
Girl quickly replied
;wat condom? ??,I mean ur dictionary for my assignment
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